- Anti Joke

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

George W. Bush

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.