Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Whats9+10 19

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Period Blood

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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