A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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alert('hiiii');

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Women's rights.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Barack Obama

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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