- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

What sucks?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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