Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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toast points

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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A blind man walks into a bar

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Adam Sandler.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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