Rebecca Black.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Women's sports.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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knock knock go away ok

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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