- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

a black guy leaves prison

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Left. That one direction...

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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