why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

What's up? The sky.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What is worse

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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