Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

I cant think of one (._. )

Justin Bieber

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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