Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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