- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

weiner? balls

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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