Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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The WNBA.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Lil' Wayne

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Anti Joke

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