Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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