What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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