Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Wolf Pussy

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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math test 2=2

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The WNBA.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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