What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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