balls in ya mouf

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Johnson stops eating

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Looks through the peephole.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Why did he die? He was sick.

Your mom

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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