- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Chayton

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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