Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Looks through the peephole.

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