- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

How do u shit With ur ass

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Tennesse

SC Johnson a Family Company

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

who smells? •Liam

Your mom

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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