- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

It says so on your cap.

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Ben Colbert is gay

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

Men's rights.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

Will you marry me?

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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