whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Obama-Care

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poop

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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obama is a good president

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Barack Obama

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Looks through the peephole.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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