How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Jake Bowar

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Poopsack Jones

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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