- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Your doorbell is broken.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Your mom

This is my joke. funny

9/11/2001

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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