A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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brett is a dick

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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Canada's army

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Anti Joke

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