What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Patrick is gay

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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