How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Anti Joke

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