your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

brett is a dick

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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