If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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George W. Bush

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Anti Joke

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