- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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