why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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World peace

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Your mom

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Vagina-Boob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Anti Joke

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