Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Someone told me about this website.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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