- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

democracy

Cows go moo.

Japan called... They need help.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

oh hiya come in

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

roses are red, violets are violet

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock knock runs away laughing

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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