You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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