A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Left. That one direction...

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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