- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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