- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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robin, get in the car.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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