Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Lebron Traveled

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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