Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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