Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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antijokes

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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i love antijokes

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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