Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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