why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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penis hehehehe

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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