- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

why did Max cry??? chicken

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

What's dead? Your mum.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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