- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Paul Dylan King!

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

BWAT

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Nobody cares.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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