Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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