- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

im a selling a car

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

Rebecca Black

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

whats really hot the sun

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Barack Obama

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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