- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

what do you call a black man named mike

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

whats better than 24................. 25

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

women

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

"Up to 50% off."

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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