Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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womens rights

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Your mother

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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