whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

A British man walks into a dental office.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Unflushed Shit...

Gestapo.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's 9+10=? 19

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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