What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why was Timmy sad?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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