How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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