A British man walks into a dental office.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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gay rights

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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