What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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test

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Anti Joke

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