Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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No. Yes.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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