- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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don't look behind you

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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