What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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