A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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i love huge wieners.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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