Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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connor sucks

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Your mom.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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