Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Johnson stops eating

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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No. Yes.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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