- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

Yo daddy!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

hi

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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