- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

The penn state football administration

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Hippopatomous!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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