What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Women's Rights.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

What's a small person? A midget

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Watch your lips.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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