YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Women's rights

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

what do gay people eat?? food

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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