- Anti Joke

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Your mom.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Justin Beiber

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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