a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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