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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Hippopatomous!

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Spread the net.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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