Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Good boy

who is mark

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Hi Jacob You cool

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Cancer.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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