- Anti Joke

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."