- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

WNBA

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

The penn state football administration

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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