There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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marshal sterio had sex

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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