Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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WNBA

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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I like hats XD!

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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