i love huge wieners.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

obama leadership

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

democracy

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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