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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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knock knock

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Anti Joke

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