Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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...NO.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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fart+fart=poop

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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