- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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