What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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