- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Mitt Romney.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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