Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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hi

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Anti Joke

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