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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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